Parking an opinion in cyberspace without a permit.

Listening to an unorthodox symphony.

Raising your voice to the representative of a transnational corporation.

Planting seeds in unapproved soil.

Laughing at a masterpiece in public.

Ingesting “freelance berries” picked at a mountain pass.

Looking someone too intently in the eye.

Sketching a beardless Jesus.

Copulating under a cloudburst in a windstorm.

Mimicking the voice of a newscaster.

Quitting a job everyone agrees you should keep.

Conversing meanderingly for several hours on a weekday.

Commiserating with the enemy’s losses.

Goose-stepping through a graveyard in autumn.

Stroking the hair of a good-looking child.

Insinuating the limitations of science.

Kissing a foreigner at a time of war.

Taking up a musical instrument after the age of thirty.

Talking to a dog as if it were a human.

Drinking water directly from a lake or stream.

Hoarding tracts of undeveloped land.

Spreading rumors about a theme park.

Forgetting to take your medication.

Remembering the failures of your nation.

Burning the biography of a decorated historian.

Making unverifiable predictions.