Parking an opinion in cyberspace without a permit.
Listening to an unorthodox symphony.
Raising your voice to the representative of a transnational corporation.
Planting seeds in unapproved soil.
Laughing at a masterpiece in public.
Ingesting “freelance berries” picked at a mountain pass.
Looking someone too intently in the eye.
Sketching a beardless Jesus.
Copulating under a cloudburst in a windstorm.
Mimicking the voice of a newscaster.
Quitting a job everyone agrees you should keep.
Conversing meanderingly for several hours on a weekday.
Commiserating with the enemy’s losses.
Goose-stepping through a graveyard in autumn.
Stroking the hair of a good-looking child.
Insinuating the limitations of science.
Kissing a foreigner at a time of war.
Taking up a musical instrument after the age of thirty.
Talking to a dog as if it were a human.
Drinking water directly from a lake or stream.
Hoarding tracts of undeveloped land.
Spreading rumors about a theme park.
Forgetting to take your medication.
Remembering the failures of your nation.
Burning the biography of a decorated historian.
Making unverifiable predictions.