There are some among us with no impulse control I mean zero
Give them a pencil they’ll stick it in their eye
Show them a picture of eyelash mites no eyelashes seconds later
You strap them in a wheelchair crazy as hallelujah
Useless meat puppets Carnival of bad animals
Chaya in India believed the world would die when the Large Hadron Collider rebooted
She thought Earth would crack up and everyone would get pulled like a body just getting pulled
Her father tried to divert her attention no such thing
A black hole that’s a bad end
The television is irresponsible saying an eclipse is bad omen
The rabble rushes to temple ignoring scientists saying nothing to fear calm yourselves calm calm
No wonder humans are called long pigs Not only for taste
Chaya ran from the evening news straight to the bleach you’ve already guessed she chugged it That isn’t cosmic that’s a belly pain that’s human
Saying goodbye to your mother with chlorine on your breath
Hallelujah is the wrong word to begin with so start over
Tiny tiny crazy baby steps toward mass compulsion